You want HOW many?!

It’s a staple of any forum, but music forums in particular tend to attract the kind of user who is so swept up with their delusions of grandeur that their grip on reality starts to fade.

Our threadstarter here is firmly entrenched in that camp, as he decides to ask the members of this forum where he can find somewhere he can buy thirty thousand blank CD-Rs for his garage band’s album. The result was a thread that is still a running joke some six years later.

I’m an Axeman :: Guitar Hero

“I finished with a E powerchord and when I looked up the shopowner, Ray, just said “holy ****” and dropped his coffee mug.”

Sometimes wars are not fought with bombs and guns, but with guitars and amps and coffee mugs. Here our hero tells a tale of how he heroically vanquished his foe with a Van Halen squeal then “divebombed and found myself on the 20th fret on the b string, doing the fastest vibaro I’ve ever heard.”

Maybe it’s just me, but an E powerchord sounds sexy as fuck.