I’m an Axeman :: Guitar Hero

“I finished with a E powerchord and when I looked up the shopowner, Ray, just said “holy ****” and dropped his coffee mug.”

Sometimes wars are not fought with bombs and guns, but with guitars and amps and coffee mugs. Here our hero tells a tale of how he heroically vanquished his foe with a Van Halen squeal then “divebombed and found myself on the 20th fret on the b string, doing the fastest vibaro I’ve ever heard.”

Maybe it’s just me, but an E powerchord sounds sexy as fuck.