Racist joke fail
How many languages can you speak? Just one. English. And I see/hear so many versions of English bastardised by different people; even within the UK, that it’s fun to poke fun at the variations; English, Scottish, Chav (How many people spotted the comma between Scottish and Chav?), Welsh, Punjabi-call-centre-English, Urdu-call-centre-English… The list goes on:
Ohh… That’s where I was going wrong thinking that all of the things listed above were languages. Well aren’t I the thicko? They’re accents (actually they’re dialects, but let’s not nitpick).
I’ll clarify, since my racist joke has failed. Maybe I wasn’t obvious enough. Maybe I needed to add a “LOL” or a 
to make it very clear what I was aiming at. Maybe I’m just really, really shit at jokes.
It’s still English. Okay, okay, you got me. I was trying and failing to be funny. I’ll just go stand in the corner and bemoan the butchering of The Queen’s English both by our cousins over the Atlantic and the ppl hoo use txt al da tym in dis cuntry.
“Fuckin’ sheepshaggers….”