I’m an Axeman :: Guitar Hero
“I finished with a E powerchord and when I looked up the shopowner, Ray, just said “holy ****” and dropped his coffee mug.”
Sometimes wars are not fought with bombs and guns, but with guitars and amps and coffee mugs. Here our hero tells a tale of how he heroically vanquished his foe with a Van Halen squeal then “divebombed and found myself on the 20th fret on the b string, doing the fastest vibaro I’ve ever heard.”
Maybe it’s just me, but an E powerchord sounds sexy as fuck.
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By Tard Hunter, February 5, 2010 @ 23:34
I love the fact he seems to genuinely think that anyone would buy this for even a second.
I also want my own arch enemy.
By reTard, February 5, 2010 @ 23:52
Arch enemies are so last century. I want a Nemesis.
By Mike, February 6, 2010 @ 00:33
Fucking hell. It’s Eddie van Halen!