Help! I burned my girlfriends cooter

Stunning in it’s epic WTFness, “Help I burned my girlfriends cooter” went down in history on gamingforums as one of the most hilarious, talked about, thought about, parodied threads of all time.

“ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.”

Take your time and enjoy. The thread has been split into eight very long pieces. If you have a spare 30 minutes, I totally recommend experiencing “Help! I burned my girlfriends cooter”.

Cooter part one | Cooter part two | Cooter part three | Cooter part four
Cooter part five | Cooter part six | Cooter part seven | Cooter part eight

4 Comments

  • By Mike, February 6, 2010 @ 00:27

    How did I not see this before???? AWESOME!!

  • By Tard Hunter, February 6, 2010 @ 00:32

    That’s… just… yeah. Wow.

  • By Red Rebel, February 6, 2010 @ 02:53

    I remember when this happened! Good times, good times…

  • By reTard, February 6, 2010 @ 09:41

    I think I missed it when it happened and just caught up as the legend grew.

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