FORUMTARDS » Site News http://forumtards.com Because where there's forums, there's retards Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:01:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Tardforums http://forumtards.com/tardforums/144 http://forumtards.com/tardforums/144#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:13:19 +0000 reTard http://forumtards.com/?p=144 The Tardforums are now active. Check them out by clicking the button above (it’s labelled TARDFORUMS you baffoon!).

Or click here: boards.forumtards.com

]]> http://forumtards.com/tardforums/144/feed 0 Forumtards Forums or Forums for Tards? http://forumtards.com/forumtards-forums-or-forums-for-tards/140 http://forumtards.com/forumtards-forums-or-forums-for-tards/140#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:57:09 +0000 reTard http://forumtards.com/?p=140 I’m hoping to have the Forumtards forums ready for launch by the end of the week, in time for the weekend. It’s mostly there. Just a few little things to take care of before we can go live such as:

  • Forum structure
  • Easy Russian killing methods (spam-prevention)

    • It’s based on bbpress, so expect something really basic.

    I’ve eaten all the jelly beans, now I’m going to bed.

    What would you call the Forumtards Forums? (serious question)

    ]]>     http://forumtards.com/forumtards-forums-or-forums-for-tards/140/feed 3     Facebook stalker becomes the stalked http://forumtards.com/facebook-stalker-becomes-the-stalked/128 http://forumtards.com/facebook-stalker-becomes-the-stalked/128#comments Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:20:46 +0000 reTard http://forumtards.com/?p=128

    When you say you’re gonna stalk me, you better fuckin’ stalk me!

    ]]>     http://forumtards.com/facebook-stalker-becomes-the-stalked/128/feed 3     What is a Tard? http://forumtards.com/what-is-a-tard/93 http://forumtards.com/what-is-a-tard/93#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:58:31 +0000 reTard http://forumtards.com/?p=93 Let’s clear this up, as this is not intended to be something offensive to those who have, amongst other things, Down’s Syndrome. I’d be offended if someone was to refer to someone I knew who had Down’s as a retard.

    There is a difference between a Tard and a Retard which is eloquently summed up by Urban Dictionary.

    A ‘Tard’ is any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.

    So yeah, FORUMTARDS is supposed to be offensive, but only to the freaks and idiots we target. Not to anyone else.

    ]]>     http://forumtards.com/what-is-a-tard/93/feed 0     Where there’s forums, there’s retards. http://forumtards.com/the-is-forumtards/1 http://forumtards.com/the-is-forumtards/1#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:17:30 +0000 reTard http://tards.forumtards.com/?p=1

    Ever been a regular on a forum and have come across an example of profound stupidity? Ever subscribed to a thread that left you stunned by the ineptitude of the participants? Ever witnessed the destruction of a noob by seasoned forum trolls? Ever been rendered speechless by a display of perfect inanity?

    If you have answered yes to any of the above, then ForumTards is for you. Witness, in full technicolor glory, the best of the worst forum threads.

    FORUMTARDS: Because where there’s forums there’s retards. ]]> http://forumtards.com/the-is-forumtards/1/feed 0