FORUMTARDS » Did he really say that? http://forumtards.com Because where there's forums, there's retards Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:01:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Al Gore created the Internet (in 2000, no less) http://forumtards.com/al-gore-created-the-internet-in-2000-no-less/159 http://forumtards.com/al-gore-created-the-internet-in-2000-no-less/159#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:55:25 +0000 Mikey http://forumtards.com/?p=159 Yep, the internet’s only been around 10 years, according to this poster, and it was created by Al Gore. I found this funny enough to brand it “Forumtard” :)

Protip, he didn’t.

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“ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.”

Take your time and enjoy. The thread has been split into eight very long pieces. If you have a spare 30 minutes, I totally recommend experiencing “Help! I burned my girlfriends cooter”.

Cooter part one | Cooter part two | Cooter part three | Cooter part four
Cooter part five | Cooter part six | Cooter part seven | Cooter part eight

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