Help! I burned my girlfriends cooter

Stunning in it’s epic WTFness, “Help I burned my girlfriends cooter” went down in history on gamingforums as one of the most hilarious, talked about, thought about, parodied threads of all time.

“ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.”

Take your time and enjoy. The thread has been split into eight very long pieces. If you have a spare 30 minutes, I totally recommend experiencing “Help! I burned my girlfriends cooter”.