kevin1gamer

I found this and just had to share: I am kevin1gamer…

…and kevin1gamer is all of you. kevin1gamer lives inside all of us, crying out at random times when we all want a wee bit of attention from our friends or family. And with this being the festive time of year where you are relentless in your desire to one-up your fellow family members in terms of gift quality, it is the little kevin1gamer inside of you that fuels that need.

So I say embrace the kevin1gamer. Love the kevin1gamer, allow the kevin1gamer inside each of you to grow so that one day you too can spam message boards with links to Engadget.

Tardforums

The Tardforums are now active. Check them out by clicking the button above (it’s labelled TARDFORUMS you baffoon!).

Or click here: boards.forumtards.com

Forumtards Forums or Forums for Tards?

I’m hoping to have the Forumtards forums ready for launch by the end of the week, in time for the weekend. It’s mostly there. Just a few little things to take care of before we can go live such as:

It’s based on bbpress, so expect something really basic.

I’ve eaten all the jelly beans, now I’m going to bed.

What would you call the Forumtards Forums? (serious question)

Spellingtard

In my line of work there is little which amuses more than the failed Spellingtard. Especially if the Spellingtard in question is one of our obnoxious US cousins:

“YOU DON’T SPELL AX WITH AN ‘E’! THAT’S PRE- Preepr- prepostroose.”

So when the “error” is:

a) Correct in the only version of English that matters
b) Accompanied by a glaring error of one’s own
c) Posted by an American
d) Already a subject less than ten threads from the top of the forum it is posted in

It makes me do a little sex-wee. This was too much of an opportunity to miss:

Click me to read the full thread

Delicious, isn’t it? It’s like people who are bad at fighting starting fights, or fat people challenging Olympians to a race, or France starting a war (sorry), or German comedians, or… the stereotypes are endless.

Don’t start a Spelling Bee if you’re too stupid to spell your own words right. This could only have been better in one other way:

Facebook stalker becomes the stalked

When you say you’re gonna stalk me, you better fuckin’ stalk me!